Beloved Catcher Carlton Fisk Charged With Drunkenly Driving F-150 Into Cornfield

Carlton “Pudge” Fisk, best known for waving his winning home run fair in extra innings of Game 6 during the 1975 World Series, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence last night around 7:30 PM after his F-150 was found with a flat tire in a cornfield in Illinois. The Hall of Fame catcher was reportedly sleeping in the driver’s seat when authorities showed up, and an open vodka bottle was discovered inside the vehicle.